i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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