you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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