I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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