Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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