some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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