when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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