...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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