why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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