Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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