Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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