I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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