is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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