we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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