Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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