Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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