So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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