Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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