seriously i just wanna be friends
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I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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