Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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