normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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