I seem to have left my pride at pride
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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