i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
