Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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