We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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