Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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