$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Oh god it's open bar.
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