I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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