somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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