You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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