before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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