hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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