Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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