Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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