I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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