he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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