i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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