no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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