we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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