Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
In America we eat man semen.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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