dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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