Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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