i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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