This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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