I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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