why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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