Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
We are all done wearing pants today
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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