I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
