if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
What drink are we having for lunch?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Randomize
