is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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