It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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