ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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