What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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