i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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